Post by ScienceFairy on Apr 19, 2009 0:14:21 GMT -5
I was cruisin' around on msnbc for current events and came across these little gems:
Stimulus Funds Costing States Cash
No shit? These stimulus packages of money actually cost money? Screw me sideways, you people are sharp! You're all involved in the government, and you're saying you didn't see this happening?
Eating A Lot Of Red Meat May Up Mortality Risk
And here I've been, eating lard straight from the can with a spoon, thinking it was better for me than an apple or maybe a fscking turkey breast.
'Silent' Heart Attacks More Deadly Than Thought
A heart attack with no warning signs or symptoms? That you can't even feel or recognize (and therefore cannot seek immediate help for)? Perfectly harmless!
Stimulus Funds Costing States Cash
No shit? These stimulus packages of money actually cost money? Screw me sideways, you people are sharp! You're all involved in the government, and you're saying you didn't see this happening?
Eating A Lot Of Red Meat May Up Mortality Risk
And here I've been, eating lard straight from the can with a spoon, thinking it was better for me than an apple or maybe a fscking turkey breast.
'Silent' Heart Attacks More Deadly Than Thought
A heart attack with no warning signs or symptoms? That you can't even feel or recognize (and therefore cannot seek immediate help for)? Perfectly harmless!
